Recently, a very smart cat found its way into my girlfriend's house, by fooling her into buying him for 20 bucks. Now that she has developed and unconditional love for the beast, I can assume it is my arch-nemesis.
If you didn't know by now, I'm really really really allergic to cats. To the point where I can't breath anymore. So yes, technically, cats can kill me if I'm not careful.
Just look at the thing, 5 months old and so cute I'll never see it coming.
